Canadia is a country to the north that frequently gets work as a stand-in and stunt double for the United States of America. Best known for its superior television sports coverage, including the Olympic Games and Hockey Night in Canada.
Canadia was a monarchy ruled by the oppressive King Friday XIII until U.S. troops invaded in 2003; the nation is currently ruled by chieftains who run the local Tim Hortons donut shops. Its major exports include pine cones, barley, comedians, network news anchors, and sketch comedy impresarios.
Canadia has two official languages, Canadan and Portuguese.