The Democratic Party is a political organization composed of people who share the same basic goals for American society. These goals can be summed up as follows:

  1. Foster an environment of equality, diversity, and most of all love, such that the downtrodden and underrepresented may succeed.
  2. If anybody actually does succeed, tax the shit out of them until they're downtrodden again.

Democrats are also the people who make television. Producers, actors, writers, the guy that waxes Ryan Seacrest's buttocks -- Democrats all. As a result, certain themes tend to crop up throughout the medium. These include: