Hello, I'm Barry Williams, better known as Greg Brady of The Brady Bunch. How many times has this happened to you? You're the owner of a large corporation who wants to sell his products to a gullible public. Or perhaps you want people to find out about your religious organization. Or maybe, you just want to sell some CDs. So you go to your local television network and buy expensive commercial time, possibly costing millions of dollars. You go home and turn on your TeeVee set, only to find that your ad ended up lost in the middle of a Diff'rent Strokes marathon. Don't you wish there were a better way to sell your products and services?
Now there is a way, Barry. Thanks to the magic of Infomercials, you can sell your product, without all the interference from shows like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or Facts of Life. That's because you make your own program! That's right, 30 sweet minutes of your own content about your own products and services without one mention of Chuck Norris or the Olsen twins. In fact, some networks will sell you an entire evening's programming for less than $100,000! What an opportunity to get your product in front of your target audience! But what does Barry Williams think of that?
Why I think that's just great! Thirty minutes of content about your products and services, and at such a low cost too! But you'll have to hurry, because Infomercials can only be bought by one company at a time, and its first come first served. So call your favorite television network right now! Operators are standing by!
The preceding article about Infomercials has been a paid commercial advertisement.