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President David Palmer, a former Major League Baseball player whose career with the Cleveland Indians was cut short by his increasing superstitiousness and inability to hit a curveball, overcame the scandal of dating a white woman in the 1950s to win the role as the nation's first African-American President since George Jefferson.

After retiring, Palmer moved on to head up a secret military strike force that makes relationship porn for bored Republican MILFs.

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