Stuart Scott

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Stuart Scott is a human-form marionette designed by dissident puppeteers from The Jim Henson Company. When combined with a sophisticated system of perl scripts that sample street lingo and broadcasting clichés, Scott becomes the perfect, non-threatening host for every program currently airing on ESPN.