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Susan Clark -- a handsome, handsome woman. Handsome -- are you kidding me?! I haven't seen an Adam's apple that prominent since that time I opened up for Bette Midler at the bathhouses.

Now, I'm not saying Susan Clark is unattractive, not by any stretch of the imagination. But I hear she made an onion cry. She looked out the window one day on the set of Webster and they arrested her for mooning. I once went to a Halloween party, and people were dressed as her.

She's a man, baby!

Austin Powers -- a great movie. Saw it twice. And Mike Myers -- what a performer.