Ty Pennington good with hammers! Ty Pennington good with nails! Ty fix your house real good! You see! You see!
Uh oh. Ty not mean to do that to your wall. Sorry, lady with five orphan children, whose husband die in Gulf War. Ty fix.
Aaaah! Fire! Fire bad! Ty hate fire! Aaaaaah!
Ty like ABC. ABC give Ty job. Ty also recommend you shop at Sears. Buy Craftsman. Craftsman good. Craftsman... pretty.